when the waiter approaches your table with your food
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
I’m afraid my daily consumption of eggs will lead to high cholesterol so this morning I opted for something else. #HealthNut #HealthyLiving101
"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem