Gibberish.

friedchickenugget:

when the waiter approaches your table with your foodimage

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

I’m afraid my daily consumption of eggs will lead to high cholesterol so this morning I opted for something else. #HealthNut #HealthyLiving101

I’m afraid my daily consumption of eggs will lead to high cholesterol so this morning I opted for something else. #HealthNut #HealthyLiving101

tastefullyoffensive:

"Pass me my hat and monocle please." [via] (fixed)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Pass me my hat and monocle please." [via] (fixed)

Me trying to avoid my problems.

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

What’s your game, pal?

shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem